PlayStation 5 User Reviews Now On Amazon, And They’re Absolute Hillarious

PlayStation 5 user reviews have started to appear on the Amazon web store – even with the minor detail that the console isn’t out yet.

The reviews appeared on Amazon UK, the PS5 has already had over 100 customer reviews. the current user score is 4.1, with an impressive 70% of reviews awarding the console a full five-star rating.

Here are some of the hilarious reviews!

“Its Beautiful simplistic and Futuristic one of the best console”s Sony has made to date will grace my living room,” another user wrote. I’ve purposefully left that one completely unedited so that it flows as the author presumably intended it to. Like a jungle river.

“Cant wait for this. It makes the new Xbox look boring,” added someone who clearly doesn’t think much of Microsoft. “Cant wait to get my hands on this console!” cried another fan, excitedly.

“A terrible console,” wrote one critic. “Worse than the Atari Jaguar, but better than the Atari 2600. Another nonsense product review for a product that hasn’t been released yet.” That last line is a little meta for my taste, but I see their point.

“Purchased this on the 5th of July 2035, scratched to hell,” another furious customer said, presumably through tears. “They should have stuck to the PS4 black or PS6 lime green. Also the games in 4k look so dated on a 100k AR screen.” That’ll be the last time they buy second hand.

“Super rubbish and a complete rip off, ” another agreed. “My £3000 PC is much better and can run Quake 2 at 7240 fps, once I buy the £800 next gen graphics card it will be 5% faster!”